Summer 1998
Rennes-le-Chateau, France
With Darren and Deirdre we now conclude our little journey into cyberspace. It's
been quite hard work, and we no longer wish to spend our time typing into a near-vacuum.
With a known readership of only one, we are understandably sad at the way things have(n't)
worked out. How eagerly and excitedly we began!
Articles you won't now be reading here...
 | Why the atomic theory is a con (to keep science teachers in business) |
| Why surgeons do unnecessary operations, all the time (they gotta eat) |
| Why Einstein is even more wrong (curved space-time - what utter Tosh) |
| Why schools make most people more stupid (teaching is for
teachers - not for students)
(Quentin Crisp) |
| But not as stupid as the preposterous Big Bang Theory |
| Why doctors make you worse (what the hell would they do if everybody got
better?)(magnificat) - and finally... |
| Why plants will take over the world after we've gone. (We need them, they
don't need us. What Jesus actually said, but was misheard in the rabble, was "The
LEEK shall inherit the earth.") |
