GRANNY TRANNY FANNY SHOCK!!
By our Israeli reporter, Uri Spoon-Bendit
Speaking from her luxury apartment in the smarter part of Tel Aviv, the Israeli singing
sensation and drag artiste Dana International revealed for the first time details of her
year-long relationship with the talented but turbulent mystic star Granny.
"Zis Granny, ee is 'ow you say...hot stuff!" Miss
International gushed, as she poured herself a glass of alcohol-free lager. "When
ee fuck me, ee take me to ze.... Golan Heights - if you get my drift, baby."
She leant forward. "Until we met
that wonderful night at Number 10, I'd never been with such a real man before,"
she pressed on, eagerly. "He make that...what you call him...Gordon
Brown....seem like a silly schoolboy."
Elegantly crossing her long, tanned and shaved legs, she was clearly warming to the
memories. "For 'im I make ze ultimate sacrifice," she said
then.
"What's that, Miss
International?" a man shouted from the press throng. It was Peter
Snow.
"I have...how you call it....ze
CHOP!" Dana purred. "For Granny I must be ze complete wife - in
every way!!"
"You boys wanna see it?" she offered. "Tenner
each and I'll drop 'em!"
(Continued tomorrow - only in your Super Soaraway
Sun. The paper that supports Our Boys!)
