Things have thankfully changed a lot since Stonewall. We
offer this small Commons Sketch as an example.

Dreadnoughts fall silent on gay sex
By Simon Hoggart, The Guardian, February 1999
Something significant happened in the Commons yesterday: homosexuality curled up and
died as a political issue.
The House was debating the proposed reduction
of the gay age of consent to 16. In the past a flotilla of the Tory Dreadnought class of
MPs would have put to sea, thunderously denouncing perverts and sodomites.
As recently as last year, Nicholas Winterton
said: "If God had intended men to commit sodomy, their bodies would have been built
differently" - the "skeleton key" theory which, it struck me at the time ,
would make incest all right.
But yesterday, as Jack Straw rose to move the
second reading of the bill, there were only a handful of Tory back-benchers even there to
listen.
The Rev. Ian Paisley was present, but he had
already made his views known. He declared that homosexuality was "unseemly and worthy
of death", but added that according to the Bible "all sins are worthy of
death", which presumably includes fare dodging.
Mr Straw was calm, assured and precise, even
rather flat. He might have been discussing rates of duty on imported butane cylinders. He
has developed an agreeably hesitant style. "We think," he said at one point,
"we don't know, but we think...." It's hard to be outraged against someone who
is so eager to admit his own uncertainty.
One or two Tories made vain attempts to
harrumph. Desmond Swayne, the cad of the New Forest (I always imagine - no doubt unfairly
- that he thinks it is the act of a true gentleman to ask a comely wench her surname,
afterwards) declared that it was nonsense to suggest homosexuals had no choice in their
sexuality. "People do have the choice to maintain self-discipline!" he said
Gerald Howarth (Aldershot) announced that the
bill was at variance with the Government's public support for the family. "You cannot
have it both ways," he said, the nearest anyone got to a double entendre. But no one
was laughing. There is no steam left in this debate.
The shadow home secretary, Sir Norman Fowler,
said that he was opposed to 16, but added hastily: "I hope I can be acquitted of
being hostile to the gay community." (It would be unjust to say that this means:
"We've just cottoned on that gays have votes too," so I won't.)

Joe Ashton was the MP who invented the other main section of the bill, the one which is
designed to prevent abuse of trust against young people by all sexual predators.
MPs always find Mr Ashton's speeches rather
alarming. He tends to quote real life at them - disconcerting for people who tend to be
more interested in fake statistics and inflexible ideology.
Schools and councils, he said, were hiding
cases of child abuse because they didn't want the bad publicity and they especially didn't
want the compensation cases.
And what about a 16-year-old Sheffield girl who had been fed drugs by a pimp, then put on
the streets and murdered by one of her customers?
Mr Ashton's description of the misery and
squalor of real abuse contrasted with the People's Friend moralising of some Tories.
Or rather, very few Tories. Sean Woodward
(Witney) made a long and passionate demand for gay equality which, he implied, was a human
right as basic as being free from racism or slavery. He began with a tribute to Oscar
Wilde which, I thought might cause him to burst into tears at his own oratory.
Andrew Robathan interrupted to announce
something new to me: that Oscar Wilde had paid for sex with underage boys in North Africa.
"We should not make too much of Oscar Wilde's virtues," he added, to universal
indifference.
This topic has expired. You might as well try
to repeal legislation on child chimney sweeps.
